One night I sat weak and weary
pondered on the day so dreary
been waiting on her return since quarter to four
wench must not know to tell time, the stupid whore
All I wanted was some beer, and nothing more.

While i waited, anger rising
taste buds made me feel like crying
I heard a tap tap tapping on the front room door
a couple of taps, and nothing moreI moved across the house really yelling
while outside a storm was swelling
I screamed out-you forget your keys again you stupid whore?!
I was answered by a tap tap tapping, only this, and nothing more

The door I flung open, my hand was ready to go gropin
seeking the beer i was looking for
but to my dismay i discovered, while my legs turned to rubber
the husband, of my stupid whore
I had never felt such pain, as his right cross sent me to the floor

I remember his words before he left and shut the door
He said-Dude, don't ever touch my whore
this is what he said, and nothing more.

© TGReaper, 2003








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